Celeb Man Meat

DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM BUT HELLO GORGEOUS GARRETT

2011-06-17T01:59:00.000-05:00

TRON: LEGACY

COUNTRY STRONG

FOUR BROTHERS

UM.......TO BE CONTINUED

GARRETT HEDLUND: FUTURE SUPERSTAR HOTTIE 2.0

Above is a list of recent movies that the following brand new not over-exposed hottie has starred in and shown some good abs and acting chops to go with it!

OH GARRETT! I had never heard of you until you started glowing in Tron, but you know what I know who you are now! I won't forget you either and you will no longer be the "other guy" in movies you will be that "hot guy from Tron"

This was your dark hair after you were in Troy with so many hot men that we couldn't keep count and we almost...I repeat....almost forgot....but with one picture our memory is refreshed!!! Hello gorgeous!

Everyone knows that celebmanmeat loves them some men in suits! Suit Up Garrett and damn man you do it very very well....mmmmmm

If only we could be the drink that you are sipping on or the finger you have to your mouth we wouldn't mind those lips on us at all....

In Four Brothers you were PISSED OFF and damn did it look hot on you! You are the next big thing and if I ever watch that movie again Mark Wahlberg will NOT be who I am staring at!

This is your standard pic I've seen it everywhere but I love it so yeah!

You played a cowboy really well in Country Strong and cowboy or California we love you just the same!

Who knew Sam Flynn would grow up to look like this! DAYUM!!!! Good genes in that family yum yum!

On the Ellen show Ellen asked you where you came from and you said "a planet called Michigan" well damn that planet has some good men....you've always been around but NOW WE WILL FRICKIN NOTICE!!!

There will be no more hiding for you hottie! The word is out you have made it! Prepare for fangirls!

MAN OF THE WEEK: PETER FACINELLI

2010-11-27T05:30:00.000-06:00

THIS WEEK WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF PETER FACINELLI! IT WAS ALSO THANKSGIVING THIS WEEK! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M VERY THANKFUL HE WAS BORN THIS WEEK!

LET'S START WITH A LITTLE VIDEO

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Next some pictures that have a very Johnny Depp feel to them and with every one makes me hate and envy Jennie Garth just a little bit more.

May I just say *drool* and thanks to Mrs. Facinelli (Peter's mom) for giving birth to such a delicious and may I say from personal experience, sweet, kind, polite and just all around good son! Honestly we who enjoy the eyecandy can't thank you enough!

And look your son became a Doctor and a Movie Star! Damn every mother's dream!

EDWARD WHO? THERE WAS ANOTHER HOT STAR OF ECLIPSE! NO NOT TAY EITHER

2010-07-12T15:26:00.006-05:00

JUST IN CASE YOU ARE BLIND OR LIVING UNDER A ROCK AND DIDN'T NOTICE THE POWER THAT JASPER HALE EXUDED IN ECLIPSE TO EVEN HIS WEREWOLF ENEMIES LET'S DISCUSS SHALL WE?

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING: TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB, well to quote Bella on that one "I'm Switzerland"

I mean all men in movies (for the most part there are a few exceptions) are attractive, I mean hello have you ever seen anyone as good looking as Robert Pattinson in person or Taylor Lautner just walking down the hall of your local high school. If so, then damn! But I bet it's rare!

So anyway, back to our boy

See the thing is there are two things that make a man super hot besides good looks, money and power, ask the supermodel wife of Donald Trump *shivers*

Well in the Twilight Saga, the Cullen men have both of those things but in Eclipse we find that our dear Jasper has not only the ability to give you and orgasm just by looking at you but also he's a damn good general of the Cullen vampire army!

Although I have to say his various wigs over the course of the movies have been questionable his hotness has never really waned.
First we all died when he picked up the baseball bat to beat his other family in that thunderous game of baseball how can anyone forget that? Oh yeah...faint...duh!

I FOUND THE PERFECT VIDEO AS A DEMONSTRATION OF WHAT MADE US ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH JASPER IN THE FIRST PLACE!

CAUTION: MAY CAUSE INJURY DUE TO FAINTING FROM EXTREME LUST AND HOTNESS!

Then came New Moon, and we saw Jasper and the horrible wig they picked for about 10 minutes the whole movie, that was Taylor's movie we all know that!

Then the third and by far best installment yet came out and Jasper really got to shine!

This isn't in the movie this is just cause it's hot!

I do have to say though, with all the money that David Slade and Summit was putting into this 3rd installment you would think they could have afforded better wigs for everyone. Oh well, Jasper Whitlock had us from Howdy, Ma'am!

Did I mention I love this picture? My blog my decision

This is Jackson Rathbone with a little girl signing an autograph in front of his new movie The Last Airbender where he is also bad ass! This again has nothing to do with Eclipse it's just precious!

So let's list some things that make not only Jasper hot but Jackson as well!

Have you heard 100 monkeys? 'nough said!

Move over Rpattz there is a new musician in town and he is sooo talented, not that you aren't but you know....he has like a band and record deal....do you? Just sayin'

There have never been any salary disputes with Jackson, he's not greedy, he's not even wanting to be a heartthrob, well um...too frickin late!

Rpattz isn't the only one with "sex hair" hubba hubba
*died*

Well I didn't show all of his hotness in this post but it's getting long and I'm starting to drool on my keyboard, so to sum-up, Jackson is hot, Jasper is hot and they are both bad-asses...if you disagree well that's why I live in the land of free speech!

My blog! My decision!

He's hot! PERIOD!

EMERGENCY HOTNESS POST!!

2010-04-27T21:35:00.003-05:00

So I was at the gym, learning tricks about sex and stuff from Cosmo and I turn the page and I find this:

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WARNING LABEL I ALMOST FELL OFF THE ELLIPTICAL MACHINE! HOLY SHIT!

*DEAD*

THAT'S ALL!

Alex O'Loughlin is about to BLOW UP! HE'S THAT HOT!

2010-04-25T23:17:00.008-05:00

So, once upon a time there was this guy who played a vampire in this show called
MOONLIGHT

Yeah, so as much as that show was friggin awesome not enough people watched and so it went kablooey despite a HUGE fan campaign to keep the show...where was twitter then? I wonder had we had twitter if Moonlight might have lived to see another sunrise?

I watched and this above was one of the reasons why! Can you say hotspice!
I can!
HOTSPICE

Every man in the man meat blog has to have one "suit up" picture! Nice!

Hello there yuppie hotness! He's 32 ladies yeah it's old compared to Rpattz or TLau but hey just like wine men get better with age

Have to say, I'm glad you came out of the Moonlight and into the sunlight....droolspice!

Leather jacket + hot man = Me dead *thud*

HOLY.....I HAVE NO WORDS......

Fist pumps! When you decided to take a co-starring role next to J. Lo instead of staying on Three Rivers good going dude!
Yeah this picture speaks for itself, so he's been a vampire=hot, a doctor=hot, and a guy who falls in love with a pregnant woman=AWESOME!
FORMULA FOR GREATNESS IF YOU ASK ME

YEAH YOU ARE HOT TOO! We'll be seeing you soon when you move from unknown to famous as hell! Hope you are ready! You are about to blow up!
ENTER J. LO.

Now he's about to blow up and I wanted to let everyone know I noticed this hotness before THE BACK UP PLAN blows up his career!
HOTNESS COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU SOON!

LOVE YA! PROMISE TO TRY TO UPDATE MORE UNTIL THEN ENJOY PAST POSTS THESE MEN DON'T GET LESS HOT WITH TIME! OUR ARCHIVES CONTAIN PURE GOLD! CHECK THEM OUT

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HUNT CHARLIE!! I'M RIGHT HERE!

2009-11-27T21:45:00.006-06:00

The Kellebelle and I have been busy little bees lately and have sadly neglected the man meat blog. We will have FatherRobward give us our penance later

This little movie came out that 100 million people have been dying to see
NEW MOON, Yes I think that is the name.

Well of course there was Edward--->hawtness

The scene where he is walking to Bella from his car. I just about died!

Then there is Jacob with his body full of muscles. Some I didn't even knew existed. Damn Tay-tay....you go!

But there was one guy who caught my eye both at the premiere and in the movie. He wasn't in it for very long unfortunately

That would be the man who plays Demetri. Also known in real life as

CHARLIE BEWLEY!

Hello, what I wouldn't give to have you look at me like this, or AT ALL!!

I mean is there a Team Demetri?? If not there should be!

Drool! Obviously photoshopped but not him....just goes to show can't correct perfection!

For some reason I feel like I need a kiss from a hot man....oh wait there you are Charlie! How convenient. Muah! IF ONLY!

Umm...holy hawtness!

Um...how long are you legs?? Can I measure really really closely?

*drools*

Unbutton more buttons please..now all of them that's it.

He was not on the screen very much. But I melted with every word he said.

Charlie we will see you in Eclipse...our love for you will never end..

Shut up Death Cab for Cutie...not everything ends...the celebmanmeat post doesn't end it just takes breaks now and then!

We love you Charlie....Call me!

Touched By An Angel (An Angel of HOTNESS)

2009-10-11T20:21:00.001-05:00

For any of you who watch Supernatural, you know the hotness that is

Misha Collins.

And believe me when I say he can grip me tight whenever and wherever he wants!

I thought Angels were supposed to look...angelic.

Not ruggedly handsome.

Or incredibly hotspice.

If I had an angel of the Lord following me around lookin' like this burnin' burnin' hunk o' hotness, I'd be doomed to Hell for the nonstop lusty thoughts and pervy innuendos aimed in his general direction.

I'm just sayin'...

And when you get double the dose of delectable hotness at once, a girl can't help but imagine the possibilities.

Being in the middle of a Dean/Castiel sandwich...well let's just say that I'm not cringing at the thought.

Where can I find one of these and why don't they live in Nashville?

Misha Collins (not to be confused with skanktastic Misha Barton from the OC) is not only insanely hot but also isanely hilarious.

See?

Hot and funny!

A guy with a great sense of humor is sexy with a capital SEXY!

Mmmmm....

Wait!

There is a Castiel Club?!?!?

Where can I sign up?

Do we get to share our lusty thoughts?

So, not only is Misha Collins insanely hot and hilarious, this guy has some serious acting chops that would make many newcomers quiver beneath their make-up and false eyelashes.

I love a guy who can switch from one personality to another without batting an eyelash (of course, this is only in the acting sense because if I had a real guy who could do that I'd probably be a little freaked).

If you don't know what I'm talking about, check out Supernatural and prepare to be impressed.

Try not to faint, loyal followers.

We're not finished yet.

Everyone knows I love a guy in a suit or uniform!

'Nuff said!

Guys who look hot in jeans and black shoes...

(you know I'm talking about Jensen Ackles too)

Umm...am I the only one who thinks this is totally hot?

*drooling*

That guy apparently has some sort of...chivalry (that's what we'll call it) to bow like that.

Hello HOTNESS, thy name is Castiel...I mean, Misha Collins!

Hahahaha!!!

Okay, but I really wanna be that mic right now.

Hold the phones!

Where can I get a Castiel Teddy Bear?!?!

Seriously!

I want one!!

And I want Misha Collins to come with it!

Hubba Hubba!!

As julieperk said earlier, "What a great view...and I'm not talking about the scenery!"

Or something like that.

Yes please!

Don't make me beg!

Don't doubt the hotness of Misha Collins!

He's an Angel of the Lord!

You don't wanna be smited, do ya?

Do ya?!?!

Misha, call me!

I heart you!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Jensen Ackles! Yahtzee! U Win At Life! If Looks Could Kill You Wouldn't Live Through this Post!

2009-10-11T19:48:00.010-05:00

Jensen Ackles, if looks could kill me=died!

Well, Sammy's done it! He freed Lucifer and guess who was there to stop him and save the world...or will be there....

Jensen "the hotness" Ackles!

He is our newest obsession along with his own personal angel, see Kelley's Castiel post!!

This is me comforting Jensen on a warm summer's night. The man is so perfect he doesn't even sweat!
Then, one night I got a makeover and we went to a movie premiere, here is us on the red carpet!

So here's my boyfriend with way too loose jeans! Those need to be tighter!

A close up black and white shot of the man that has captured our celebmanmeat expert hearts!

Yahtzee! You win at life Jensen! Hot!

Did you borrow Castiel's coat? Cause this is a hot pic, but that coat is as you say, fugly.

He makes jeans and a T-shirt look good! Damn man! Is there anything wrong with you? Oh yeah, I remember, you have a girlfriend...that is your one and only flaw!

Did you know that there is an equation for a graphing TI-83 calculator that shows the exact curvature of Jensen Ackles' butt? Well if you think I'm lying google it! You will be proven wrong!

So, a friend of mine told me he used to be on Days of Our Lives as Eric Brady. When was this? Are there men this hot on soap operas now? Do I need to start a hot men on soap operas research project? If they look anywhere near as good as this man above that is one research project I will take on gladly!

So, what's hotter than a hot man? A hot man and his hot car, or in this case a hot man IN his hot car.

It's not just his looks, which are present 24/7 and 365 it's also his sense of humor that makes us love him so! He and Jared are hilarious in real life and in the show!

Got any pie?

NO?

Sonofabitch!

What can I say? Mr. Ackles loves him some pie! His favorite is his Gran's chocolate pie! Awww...he's so cute! It makes my heart hurt to think about him!
For him to have abs like this, he must work out all the time. He's always EATING! All that pie has nothing on Dean Winchester!

I'd give anything to make you smile like this at me! Wow!

Umm..are you in a sewer in this photo shoot? I don't get it. Whatever, you look hot as hell and you would know how hot it is there since you've ummm...been to hell!

Ten Hot Vampires. One of them should bite me!

2009-09-27T03:11:00.001-05:00

The Celeb Man Meat world may never be the same.

We have been tainted by hot vampire men, and we are surrounded.

Our best bet is to give ourselves over to the hotness.

We are all in love with at least one vampire, there is no denying it.

If you're telling yourself you don't buy into that crap, quit it.

There is at least one vampire for all you gals out there!

Vampire 1:

This is James of Twilight fame.

James died in the first movie.

However, he is still one hot piece o' meat.

Check out those abs.

FYI: Don't forget to check out the

Gutter Gals Blog

if you haven't had the chance yet! ;)

Vampire 2:

Jasper Hale.

Civil War Soldier.

Eyes to die for...and I probably would.

Vampire 3:

Carlisle Cullen.

Oldest of the Cullen vampires.

He's a doctor.

Have I mentioned that I have always wanted to marry a doctor?

Especially one as eternally hot as Carlisle.

Smart guys are sexy.

Vampire 4:

Damon Salvatore of Vampire Diaries fame.

One creeptastic chunk of hotness.

Just don't do your scary as shit vampire face and you can remain on my list of vampires who are allowed to bite me and bring into their world of darkness.

Vampire 5:

Angel.

Angelus.

Good, Bad, Broody...

Who wouldn't want to spend an eternity with that?

I'm just sayin'...

Vampire 6:

Emmett Cullen.

Holy hotness, where is my battery operated fan?!?!

Forget Rosalie!

I'm here for ya, babe!

Vampire 7:

Eric Northman of True Blood fame.

Over a thousand years old.

Former Viking.

'Nuff said.

Vampire 8:

Stefan Salvatore.

Have I mentioned that sometimes I forget how to breathe?

Don't bother me while I'm basking in the hotness of Stefan or I will send creepy faced Damon after you!

Or I'll just send Bill Compton to annoy the hell out of you!

Either way, don't hinder my Stefan viewing experience or you'll be sorry!

Vampire 9:

Edward Cullen.

I still have no words.

All those Cullen boys are F-I-N-E, and I don't care which one of them bites me!

Have we all seen what I'm talking about yet?

If not....

Vampire 10:

Spike of Buffy fame.

Sex on a Stick personified.

I don't care that his accent is fake.

I don't care that he has a bad smoking habit.

I don't care that he's an alcoholic vampire.

I don't care that he plays Kitten Poker.

The bottom line...

I LOVE SPIKE!

I have given you ten perfectly hot vampire specimens!

What is not to love?

It's a "Vampires are Hot" world we currently live in.

Bring on the Eternal Darkness!

I already avoid sunlight as much as possible anyway!

If you agree with me, please give me a "yay" shout out!

And while you're at it, name your preference!

We all like a little monster in our fictional man!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Stefan! Hello Hotness!

2009-09-14T20:51:00.003-05:00

K, so the Vampire Diaries...a little bit lame, but you know what? not lamespice enough to make me NOT WATCH!

Reason for watching BELOW:

And hello hotness...and unfortunately...HIGH SCHOOL!

I don't think it's just me when I say this has to be the sexiest threesome...like...EVER!!!!

Apparently, you haven't been hiding the hotness, we just umm...failed to notice!

What an Epic Fail of us! *slaps wrist* Bad MAN MEAT EXPERTS!

You wanna punish us Paul?

Why all the clothes? Pull an Eric Northman and STRIP!

Hey Stefan! or Paul! or whatever the heck! ..You bes hotness wanna make like high school and make out? This is the CW afterall!
You have the hottest "just face" pictures EVER! Can we please see more!
Like.....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shirtless!!! FINALLY!

Where was I when this show was on? Under a rock apparently! Hotness!!!!

Wonder what network your show is on? Um...whatever when I'm not looking at you the CW logo is attacking me!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!

Um...OMG!!!!

Hello, my name is Edward Cullen, I mean Robert Pattinson, I mean Paul Wesley, I mean Stefan Salvatore!
Just like Rob he believes plaid is rad! I have to disagree, but if anyone can pull it off it's you oh mighty HOTNESS!

So, I was sayin Elena is not blonde...I don't care what the books say, and no I don't have a Stoli Vodka shirt! Sorry!

You bes hotness! Awesomespice!
I will so continue watching Vampire Diaries because of you...

Love
Julz!

Eric Northman has my blood boiling!

2009-08-23T21:38:00.009-05:00

Hot Vampires!
They are trendy.
We've got Ian Somerhalder (Damon Salvatore) in the Vampire Diaries,
Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen) in the Twilight Saga,
and Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman) in the True Blood series.

Now, if you're anything like me, you're probably fanning your red hot face after getting a load of these sexy creatures of the night doing their predatory things on the TV screen.

I, for one, choose to run with the vampires.

And when I say I choose to run with the vampires, the vampire that I currently wish to run with is Eric Northman.
Hello!
Can we say Sex on a Stick????

Okay, so I don't understand the latest fad with hot men posing for pictures with the tip of their fingers barely touching their mouths.
Whatever it is, it's causing an insane amount of drooling.
And it's making imaginations run wild.

Apparently, when True Blood was looking for actors, their job description somewhere had to say
Must be HOT AS HELL!!!!
I'm just sayin'.
This picture?
Not exactly hard on the eyes right now!

I'm going to find a t-shirt with this printed on it.
And I will wear it all over the place.
I have been on the Eric train for quite awhile now.

Eric Northman, us girls who run with vampires
Salute You!
Please share your hotness gene with some of the less fortunate men out here!
Seriously!
I'd be forever grateful!

Everyone say hello to
Mr. January!
When I googled images of Eric Northman,
this image came up.
Ladies, search for this calendar!!!
This picture sped up my heart and made me just a little dizzy!

And when you thought things couldn't get any better!
Ladies, I leave you with this moving picture!
In the Shower!
Holy hell, I think I might pass out.
I forgot to breathe!

I think it is now time for me to get started on that
Eric Northman Shrine!
*looks around*
Shut up!
You know you were thinking the same thing!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Taylor Lautner, It May Just Be Worth Going to Jail for Lusting on You.

2009-08-16T02:17:00.001-05:00

Don't expect many words! I'm scared of the pokey! But no one said anything about looking!!!

When you turn 18 we will soooooo be touching!

How many ab muscles are there?
Hello! Jacob Black!

Hot and wet! that's hard to do! You succeed!
Ummm...November 20th I'm counting down!
Love ya, tay tay!

Love,
Julz!

Jackson Rathbone: Often Neglected, Never Forgotten

2009-08-05T01:58:00.002-05:00

Okay we all know, Taylor, and Rob, and Kellan, and Peter, but we often forget one very important piece of the Twilight puzzle that although doesn't do a lot of talking is a pivotal and necessary character...Summit if you recast anyone else face all the Twilight fans' wrath!

So here ladies, is Jackson Rathbone in all his hotness:

Here he is with his baby face looking oh so cute in blue...muah!

Did I mention he's a bad ass musician? Can anyone say 100 monkeys? kthanxbye
Thumbs up for realz though, hot pic, Jackson...we love you!

OMG! HOTNESS TO THE EXTREME!
What beach is that? Where are you? Call me?

Alice ain't no fool. He's hotness, she's gorgeous, it works! Amen Alice
Here is Jackson as our favorite "newest" vegetarian Jasper Hale
He may look young but ladies he knows what he is doin'
I mean come on, he's in a band and like the most popular chick flick possibly ever, can anyone say this guy can have any girl he wants? I think he can! I'll take him
Why so thoughtful Jackson, thinking of me? Please god, let that be truth!
And Black and White must always be included in every man meat post.

He sometimes has hair issues but so does Rob, duh!
Here he is looking much older and showing us that Rob is not the only one with hot long legs that look good in blue jeans...yum!

Jackson Close Up and Oh So fine!

and more black and white hotness...who makes these guys pose like this it's just weird, but hot...as always!
and hot some more...are you smiling because you hotness is one of Twilight's best kept secrets? Well not anymore! Celeb Man Meat broke that secret weapon out and have shown the world (our followers) your hotness! Disagree and I'll sic Jasper on you or Alice for that matter...lol

Holy Crap! I told myself that I was going to end with a "truly hot" pic of Jackson and ask and ye shall receive, obviously...look! Me=died

Jackson we love you just as much as Kellan and Rob and Peter, it just seems that Rob has the crazy fangirls in his corner...that's okay...we normal and sane girls know the truth...hotness!
Love

Julz

Celeb Man Meat Real Sighting: Dougray Scott!

2009-08-03T01:26:00.003-05:00

In case you didn't hear @kellebelle1981 my fellow man meat expert saw the real thing up close and personal! She went right by this next piece of man meat and never noticed! Blasphemy!

Celeb Man Meat Blog meet Dougray Scott

Hello, there handsome!
How U doin?

I can't believe my fellow man meat expert walked right by you and didn't notice! Shame, shame! kellebelle!

Anyhoo, for those of you who don't know who the hell this guy is have you ever seen this:
Ever After with the lovely Drew Barrymore, but more importantly, Dougray Scott as the charming prince

I don't know about you, but I was kinda hoping he would kill Tom Cruise's character in Mission Impossible 2. I never could understand why that chick in the movie liked Tom instead of man meat morsel above...huh?
I must always have my black and white pic of all man meat...it's my thing...duh

Not the best pic I'll admit, but he's still hot, and I'm gonna ask Kellebelle if he is even hotter in person which most stars either are or they really aren't I'm thinking the first one....yep

and hotness...hotness...hotness

The End....

RPattz Video of the Week

2009-07-26T23:10:00.002-05:00

He's the man I want just like he is...how bout you?

ERIC WINTER UNLIKE WINTER YOU ARE HOT!

2009-07-26T19:12:00.004-05:00

K, apparently while living my life during the day, I'm missing some hotness on TV in the form of the much ridiculed soap opera.

I need to stop hating and get to drooling apparently.

Ladies, meet Eric Winter from Days of Our Lives and like 10,000 other shows, he is like a professional guest star...srsly go to IMDB you will see what I mean.
This is a Days of Our Lives Publicity Shot of Eric, he was on the show forever...until 2005

It's kinda hard to find pictures of this guy not attached to his Siamese twin/new wife, Roselyn Sanchez, she knows what she's got and she is hanging on tight!

Here's Eric a little younger and a little less color..hot!

Patriotic, boxers, and hot abs, me=died
Love to see a man, just being a man you know?
Here he is lifting stuff, all manly!
HOT
Who doesn't like a man who's fearless? Well he is, there were some steamy scenes with another man on the ABC show Brothers and Sisters, he was the dreamboat that almost replaced Scotty, just almost. If you don't watch it, just look and drool.
Okay, you know how I said he is a professional guest star, here he is as an Ex in the short running show the Ex-list. (tie to Twilight *ahem*)

Here is Eric, and if you look you can see his permanent arm fixture right behind him she must have gotten distracted to let him go for even enough time to take the picture...geez girl...clingy much? This is him at the premiere of the Ugly Truth...srsly she's clingy!

This is a publicity shot from one of his many guest starring roles...

I shall now list in no particular order the shows he has guest starred or starred on..all are cancelled or he was on like 5 episodes.
1.) Moonlight-cancelled 2.)The Ex-List-cancelled after 7 episodes see above pic 3.) Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanomo Bay 4.)Brothers and Sisters on ABC show still on-he's not. 5.)Viva Laughlin-all 3 epidsodes that aired 6.)Wildfire on ABCFamily lasted a while he was on 5 eps. 7.)Love, Inc. 8.) Pepper Dennis 9.)CSI like 5 episodes 10.)Charmed 1 ep....there are many more we won't list them all as the would make the blog way too long

okay more pics
no doubt on one of his guest starring roles...that looks like his wife sitting next to him, not surprised she doesn't let him out of her site...srsly
Again on Brothers and Sisters

K, he is hot! Obviously! He hasn't hit it big yet, but I feel a big movie role to make him a household name coming in his future, but I'm no psychic

Oh cool little tidbit, I can connect him to Twilight in two steps
1.)Guest starred as an EX on the Ex-list with Elisabeth Reaser
2.) Elisabeth Reaser plays Esme Cullen on Twilight.

Damn I'm good!

Oh and I can connect him to Supernatural too
1.) Was on Wildfire with the starring role girl
2.) Starring role girl on Wildfire plays demon-bitch Ruby on Supernatural

Like I said, Damn I'm good! lol no it's actually kinda pathetic

I wish someone would pay me for this type of stuff...srsly that would be my dream job!
Julz

AN ODE TO ROB'S JEANS

2009-07-22T19:30:00.005-05:00

Has anyone noticed that unless he's insanely dressed up all Rob wears is blue jeans?

Well that's my favorite pair of pants too! So here is an ode to Rob and his variety of blue jeans! We love the button fly, see below:

That video has the perfect song for this post. Although, it focuses on one pair of blue jeans let's explore more of Rob's blue jeans

We certainly do not discriminate on color of jeans...black is hotness too!

Rob's skinny knee hole jeans...awesome...

I'm guessing these jeans are black, but they could be dark blue, the pic is black and white..dude he knows how to WEAR THOSE jeans doesn't he?

same jeans, new angle...hotnesss!!!!!

one of Rob's most famous poses in his black jeans with the knee hole in them...yummy! Are you praying for new blue jeans? I will deliver! Whatever you want just tell me what size and where to go and I'll be there!

This has to be my favorite angle of his hot blue jeans pics! Damn nice butt Robert!

Black jeans, hotness, swagger, Ray Bans, coolspice!

His legs are forming a "D" for damn fine jeans!

The tighter the better when it comes to those jeans and teasing us with the peep hole at the knee that's just mean Robbie
These jeans are way too lose we don't like that...pooh

I just wish your shirt was shorter we like to see your button fly!

Blue jeans and coffee awesome! Ciggy not so much!

Hello, buttons please come undone! We beg you!

Blue jeans on the move! WE don't care how he wears them just how well he wears them!

those look like NEW jeans honey are they? New, old, whatever, any jeans look good on you.

Okay I have never hated an inanimate object, but right now I hate those damn stairs!
You are blocking my view of Rob's jeans...get the hell out of the way!

I highly doubt he bought those jeans at Wal-mart, but ummm...is he walking a runway? That doesn't seem like him! Weird, could be something else...dunno

And we end on the most stylish of all blue jeans they are very "in" right now...Gray jeans, go Rob!

GI Channing Tatum

2009-07-22T00:09:00.010-05:00

It has been brought to my attention lately that Channing Tatum is getting some time in the spotlight with his new role in the summer action movie GI Joe!

Did I mention he kills that skank Sienna Miller or at least hurts her I guess...hopefully.

I hate that girl!

Anyhoo...on with the hotness!

Okay childrens lemme tell you a lil story:

Once Upon A Time in a time called "The 80s" little boys all over the world played with pocket army men called GI Joe's: Here is what they looked like:
see, kinda androgynous not so hot!

Then they started making movies out of all the favorite 80s toys:
Example the first:
TRANSFORMERS
Example the second:
GI JOE
Example the third:
CONNECT FOUR! hahah just kidding making sure you are paying attention

Fastforwardage:

2009
The movie of Transformers made money and spawned a successful sequel and later that year:

comes this more updated version:
Hello...JOE!
let's dissect Joe just a little for a minute or rather..let's undress him!
Holy crap! *thud* I died and hit my head!

Still know hotness when I see it!

Umm..don't know what these guys are doing in this pic, don't care! Love me some briefs on Channing Tatum! or rather off of him!

Okay off with the hat and the briefs as well *ahem*

Jenna I will do whatever it takes to make him mine..be ready for battle
GO JULIE!

Before he was GI Joe he was showing us his hot abs and his hotter than hell dancing skills! We WANTED him bad!

There were entirely too many clothes on him in Step Up with his now ~~Bitch~~ wife Jenna Dewan...some girls have all the luck!

His last movie was called Fighting...as long as it didn't mess up his pretty face!
Umm..we think you need to pull those pants down farther to measure umm
other things!

SUIT UP! Channing...lookin good...damn good!

Channing That is a HOT leather jacket!
Now!
Take it off mister!
That is an order soldier!
All I know is this GI Joe is frickin hotness!
End of Post because I am DEAD

*thud*

Help help! I've fainted and I can't get up!
Oh crap! saw it again
Me=died!

K here's a pic from She's the Man for one of our loyal followers..you better comment for this extra effort! Oh and spread the word...take a button you know whatever you Have to do!

100th Post, 10 Men, 100 pictures

2009-07-12T22:40:00.066-05:00

Ladies, ladies, ladies! Step right up for the hotness to follow. This is our 100th post! These are the top ten men you voted for. We will count down starting with 10 all the way to 1.

Are you ready?

Wait for it!

Go!

#10) Peter Facinelli aka PFach!

Dr. Cullen we love you! Here are your 10 pictures.

Jenny Garth you are so darn lucky!

I hope you know what you have!

OK, Peter Facinelli, you lay back and relax and look at us in that sexy way!

That's not fair to look that hot, it's cheating!

We cannot imagine ourselves on top of you or we will incur the wrath

of Jenny Garth. I saw Beverly Hills 90210, she scares me!

okay, totally unfair, you play dirty Peter!

Wow, nice muscles can I touch them? just for a second?

As soon as you walked through the doors at that hospital, our hearts stopped for a few beats.

btw...love the layered look! Is that to cover up your wal-mart glitter skin?

You look so deep in thought, what are you thinking?

Like wow, my skin is so

pale my hair looks dark!

sunglasses: $300

hot leather jacket: $1000

jeans: $200

the part of Dr. Cullen in Twilight: PRICELESS

OMG! Rob DeFranco ain't got nothing on you here

Nice blingetty bling!

ummm...hi...why is your head bleeding, need a doctor?

Umm...did you and TLau work out together?

I don't think I would be comfortable being your daughter. I would have impure thoughts....er...

Holy Crap! that's a lot of muscleage!

*fist bumps*

Sup, Dr. C?

Is that the Cullen crest on your ring finger?

Cool!

I, Totally Request, you Live!

Hey, what happened to your hair?

You aren't a natural blonde?

What!!!!??????

Well, you look hot with any color hair, just don't dye it

blue or something!

Suit Up! Dr. Cullen...er...Peter, sorry!

You make that suit look hot!

Did Jenny pick it out for you?

Can you tell I'm so jealous of Jenny Garth?

Kthanxbye!

Yeah, I would smile if I were you too.

You have amazingly loyal fans that got you 500,000 followers on Twitter in one week!

Dude! They helped you get your best friend to dance on Hollywood Blvd in a mankini!

I would be smiling too if I were you!

We love you Peter!

#9) James Marsters (Spike)

Holy hotness, James Marsters knows how to keep our blood poundin'.
Spike is my (Kellebelle1981) favorite vampire of all time!

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and " Angel" obsessively, it's not hard to see why this man is so desirable.

We're not sure if it's the blue eyes, bleached hair, badass persona, or incredibly sexy black duster.

What we do know is that we want you!

Well, I want you to call me!
FYI: We're engaged!
Just thought you'd like to know, James!

If anyone runs the market on lickable abs, it's James Marsters.

Even the writers and producers of "Buffy" and "Angel" knew what fans wanted to see!
And they were right.
We all wanted naked Spike!
With a hot bod like that, it's easy to see why!

If there are normal men this hot out in the world, please point me in their direction.

I've honestly started believing that I will find a Spike clone to marry one day!
With all this man meat out there, we all have some sort of shot.
Right?

Okay, time to cue mental image.
*cuing mental image*
I walk into the house after a hard day of work
And this is the greeting I get.

Okay, I've officially walked into heaven.

Brown hair or bleached...
Consider me yours.
Oh, Spikey, you're so fine,

you're so fine you blow my mind!

Okay, James, are you married?

I mean, cuz if not, I'm totally available!
I'm 28 years old.
And did I mention that I'm available?
And that I think you're hot?!?!

Please wear vests like this more often.

Arm muscles like that are sexy!
Just sayin'...

You can dance with me anytime you want to!

Okay, are we noticing a theme here?
Naked Spike = HOTNESS SUPREME!
No one is complaining yet!
When I make my Wall o' Spike
I'm going to make sure there are lots of shirtless Spike pics.
Nope, I'm not stalkerish at all.

I miss you, Spike!
Why isn't there a Spike TV Show?
I'd so watch it all the time!
You could use British slang words and walk around shirtless the entire episode and my eyes would be glued to that tv screen!

Okay, we all know the truth.
Vampires are HOT.
How do we know this?
They are taking up the majority of this post!

James Marsters, there is a reason you are in the Top Ten!

Me love you long time!
In my opinion, you outshone David Boreanaz on his

own show.
This, of course, brings us to our next piece o' man meat!

#8) David Boreanaz (Angel and Seeley Booth)

@kellebelle1981 thinks that Spike outshone Angel on his own show.

Sorry, my BFF but I'm going to have to disagree!

I plead my case

now!

Oh David, my hot David, only you could make jeans and a T-shirt this hot!

How I long to be the hands in those jean pockets...mmmmmmm

I don't know who's idea it was that you get in a bathtub, but did I mention we all owe them a

world of thanks!

Yeah okay, James Marsters (Spike) is hot, but does he have his own set of Furies who walk around saying...MMMMMMM Spike...I think not! Guess who does?

This insanely hot piece of man meat has his very own Furies and unlike Spike, his very own show!

BTW( whoever decided that you should have a photo shoot in a bathtub, is a freaking GENIUS!)

Holy Crap!

All I have to say is...mMMM

MMMMMMMmmmm Angel

Same Picture different angle...can anyone blame me? Holy crap! What is wrong with Dr. Brennan on Bones...does she not see the hotness in front of her face?

Buffy

saw it!

David, let me give you that one
moment

of pure

happiness!
Cause when

you are Angelus out come the leather pants!

I don't get it. Why do men look so good wet? Is there a reason?

You know what? I don't care. They just look good wet!

Women look horrible when wet, men especially smoking hot men like David look SMOKIN' HOT when wet?

I don't know if this is from Buffy, Angel or Bones, all that matters is THIS IS HOT!

Dude! You should have walked around with no shirt on, not that I don't like the duster, but seriously! HOTNESS!

Ummm...do I really need to explain this picture? I just wish there was no water in that tub?

Your wife is one lucky woman! God, how I wish I were her!

This is Angel showing his humorous side and his vulnerability.

He's always wanting to be in style and do the "new" thing.

Only thing is, he can't sparkle because the most bad ass vampires don't sparkle?

They are creatures

of the night. HOTNESS!

Only guys as hot as you could wear a "wife-beater" and not look like a redneck ready to go to the refrigerator and grab himself a Beer! Thank god you aren't that way, I don't think that would go with the whole brooding vampire thing?

OMG! Please let the towel drop, oh please god please!

David we love you, no matter what show you are on!

I love your character Seeley Booth on Bones and thank god that you are still on TV if you weren't I think I would cry and

my fantasies would

be dramatically

different.

I REST MY CASE!

Okay ladies, 3 down and 7 to

go!

#7) Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black)

So, I hope I don't go to jail (or hell) for my lustful thoughts

over an underage hottie!
Muscles like this should

not be allowed

on anyone under 18. It's unfair to those of us

who are now well over 18.

Example the First.

That pic is bordering on naughty!
You're begging for us over age Twihards to undress you!
Newsflash: You are not 18 yet! This picture?Not good for us...

unless we want to go to jail!!
You are a foul, foul temptress, TLau!!!

Okay, now that's just mean!

Granted, you still don't have those quality Spike abs, but still...
that's just mean!
We don't run into abs like that in our everyday lives!
Please try to be considerate! I'm just sayin'....

Okay, now we're taking a break from underage lustiness.
My 28-year-old hormones can only take so much!
But this picture isn't the reason you were voted #7 in our Man Meat Contest.
Oh no no no...

We all appreciate a nice, buff, man.

Again, you're too young for us to be ogling your man goodies!

Ummm...which part of the movie is this?

I so can't wait to see New Moon!

Wow, underage wallpaper! Hotness!

Taylor, here is a montage to your hotness in all positions (yes, we are going to jail)

Love how he is at the Kid's choice awards..he is a child! He is a child! Maybe if I say it enough I will stop my lusty thoughts

toward this 17 year old boy.

Learning how to SUIT UP! at a very young age. Oh no! Did you talk to Barney Stinson! Stay away from him until you are at least 21!

Okay, I have no idea why you are channeling Neo in the Matrix here or why on Earth you are standing on a ledge thingie! Whatever Black looks good on you! What wouldn't?

TLau!

Take a bow.
Your underagedness made it into the Top Ten!
Please hurry up and turn 18.

It would save the sanity of many women!

Keep bein' hot!! :)

#6) Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder)

Your extremely high level of hotness has been Hollywood's

best kept secret for a long time.

Now, there are no more secrets. No longer do we have to explain what movies you have done to identify to people who you are. No now your name is synonymous with hotness and all things good-looking.

(see evidence below)

This picture was in Men's Health magazine. I would have to agree he's very umm...HEALTHY!

I count not 6 but 8 ab muscles on that chest....holy

abmuscles Batman!

Ummm...hi...you plus a water hose..this is how my fantasy starts!

Scarlett who? You are too hot to be married. I have one word for you DIVORCE!

I have another word for you NASHVILLE

Come to Nashville, you will be treated with our finest "southern hospitality" TRUST!

Ummm....holy crap! *drools* That's all.

Okay, only a specimen of TRUE HOTNESS! Could stand next to Hugh Jackman and Taylor Kitsch and still have us saying...damn the man is hot!

I don't know what your character's name was.

..didn't care, just drooled and gaped!

Umm..hi..why are you wearing a kinda toga thingie?

Are you shooting a remake of Animal House, but this time with hot men?

I would so go see that over and over again!

But srsly, let's discuss the Toga!

NOT a good wardrobe choice!

Ryan, ironically you used to be a vampire for like 5 minutes and then you got "cured."

Don't get that at all, but you were so freakin hot, rescuing, Blade from the mean people.

And you did it all with a joke or 10 and we loved you so much for it too!

It's not even human to be this cut!

I'm not complaining by any means, but why are you walking through a field with no shirt on?

You know what now that I asked, I realized I don't really care! Hotness!

Oh Ryan! Let me tie you up, please! I would totally love it! Please! For me!

Here you are in your big break in the states in Van Wilder

Lay back relax and let us ogle you!

Okay, Xtreme, Close-up Hotness...check out them guns!

#5) Taylor Kitsch (Gambit)
You first made me drool in the movie

The Covenant.

Then you made my heart go pitter patter in
X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Ummm...yeah this is insane hotness!

seriously how much do you work out Taylor!

All we know is we likey!!! Yum!

Oh, Taylor, you played a small town boy in Friday Night Lights and you know what if small towns had guys that look like you sign me up to live in whatever small town Texas it is!

Steven Strait is hot in the Covenant no doubt, but in those few minutes you walked around the pool in your speedo with the rest of the boys, we noticed who had the best set of ab muscles and that is saying a lot that movie was packed with ab muscles!

To tell you the truth Taylor, I could not figure out what the hell your power was? You made cards fly across the room and stuff and seemed to be pretty powerful? Was your power hotness? If so it's a strong power. That was a hot movie because of Hugh, Ryan and especially, YOU!

Umm..okay I don't watch Friday Night Lights although they say it's good. All I know is that you probably aren't on the show anymore, so not gonna watch it. Now that you have your Friday nights free, I'm free most Friday nights...uhh..wait, no I'm not, umm..yeah call me way ahead of time. Right! Anyhoo...hotness!

What do I have to do to get on the beach on top, um...with you? Need some sunscreen on your back? I would be obliged to help, you know for...reasons

Why do guys look so hot in black and white? I'm sure it must be flattering on women too, but this is celebMANmeat...and you are one yummy morsel!

All I have to say is.....HOLY CRAP! look at those abs, is there a better word than washboard?

WOW! *drools*

ALL CELEB MAN MEAT MEMBERS SHALL ADHERE AND/OR FOLLOW THE SUIT UP RULE! Suit up! Taylor....ooooohhhh yeah...now take it off!

Don't stare at me that way! You are torturing me! Okay I have to go now and watch my Covenant DVD about 50 times! Pogue, Gambit, Taylor whatever you name is, you are hotness!

#4) Gerard Butler (Star of 300 and P.S. I Love YOU)

We do love you! Whether we are married to you or you are defending our honor with 299 other Spartan warriors! Hotness!

Hey Gerry did anyone ever tell you, you look good all dressed up? Love the suit

Now what is the fastest way to get you out of it?

A man in black never looked better. Gerard Butler you are so hot, flames, look like ice compared to you! You should have been in P.S. I love You more. If I go to England or Ireland will you be there?

Okay, ummm...nice..when can we go out on the lake together? I can't wait to see you ascending that ladder with your hot abs and those muscular thighs. I have one thing to say holy crap you are hotness!

Here you are clean shaven and younger than now, but you are like a fine wine, you get better with age.

Okay, whoever made this wallpaper is my new god!!!! I love this! Are those Ray Bans? I know another guy who wears Ray bans that is hot too!

There seem to be a lot of pictures of you in leather and me, not complaining, in fact it makes me thank God for making cows that's pelts look so good on you.

Okay, you can have anything you want! ANYTHING! If you will smile at me like that I will do anything for you *melts*

Holy crap! Look at you all tied up! Dude! Hotness supremeness...oh my god there are no words for how hot this picture is..I wish I could have you as my sex slave....pretty please?

Are you sure there are only 6 ab muscles? I think you have like I dunno! 300 or something!

Hey Gerard, if you just got out of the shower, why are you not wet? Men + water= extreme hotness! If you are just getting in the shower, then can I join you? I swear I will make sure you are very very clean!

#3) Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen)
Seriously, Edward Cullen is NOT the only Cullen that has us going wild.
Don't think we don't notice those huge muscles you got goin' on.
Or that sexy smile.
Or those huge muscles...
*ahem*

Kellan, what are you trying to do to us?!?
I'd have stopped and talked to you just because your dog is so cute!
Adding the muscle-y, shirtless factor would have killed me.
Hotness overload!!!

As usual, black and white makes one look even hotter.
Umm, hi, my name is Kelley!
Call me!

Silly outfit aside *looking at hat thingie*...
umm...where were we again??

Ummm...
I'll play against you in a game of Beer Pong any day!
I'd probably lose...
not that I'm seeing a problem here.
Stop distracting me with your beautiful chest and abs!

I really have no words.
Just drool.
And lots of it...
*ahem*

Awww, you're so sweet to all animals!
I can be an animal sometimes.
Will you kiss me?

Please stop teasing us with this whole
"Am I gonna take my pants off or not?"
A girl can only take so much, Kellan!!

Okay, what did I just say?
You're killing me here!
Why won't you be my boyfriend?

Holy hotness.
Marry me!
NOW!

Hey, if you need help with those pants, I'm your girl!
We'll save that thought for the Gutter Gals!

Kellan, if you ever start feeling like RPattz is getting all the love, well...
I don't mind sharing the love with you too!
Keep that in mind.
And I'm ready to share my phone number with you!
All you have to to is ask!
Love, Kellebelle1981 ;)

#2 Johnny Depp (um..everyone)

Johnny oh, my sweet hot Johnny, you are #2 on this blog but not in our hearts.

I only have more pictures of 1 other man on my computer other than you. That would be our #1 piece o' man meat, but that is for Kelley to reveal....anyhoo

I couldn't put a character in the parentheses because you have played like everyone.

To use a "kelleyism" Example the first:

What is better than a hot man who's a little bit dangerous? Umm..nothing!

John Dillinger wasn't as hot as you but he was definitely a bad boy and man so are you...

Nothing is better than a man who knows how to dress and carries a big gun!

Hot clothes: check

Big gun: check

Little bit dangerous: check

Supreme Hotness: and CHECK!

Here are two of my favorite things combined, hot man, and movies...dude it's killing me!

Can we go off and live on that island you own with you?

There is nothing better than a man who can dress....hotness

Dump that Vanessa chick and come live with me. Call me.

Please?

Umm...usually I would be grossed out that you are a smoker, but you know what, you are so hot I don't care. Are you kneeling down to propose to me....the answer is yes absolutely yes!!!

oh wait...just came back to reality, but umm..you're still hotness supremeness

and like a fine wine you get better with age...umm..one thing..no scary costumes...see, soon to be Alice in Wonderland...yikes

Hot hat: $200

Designer coat: $500

Designer shirt and tie: $300

Big ass gun: Free (stolen)

Being a rockstar hot public enemy #1: PRICELESS!

Johnny, I have one observation to make. You have a gorgeous face! Duh! Why do you always hide it behind that hair? This buzz cut looks so good on you! I say keep it that way! HOTNESS!

If only, that were me you were smiling at! Damn some girls (Vanessa Paradis) have all the luck!

Wino forever srsly! I have to drink because I am in despair that you aren't mine!

Your love is better than Chocolat! Damn right! I think I could give up Chocolate forever if I had you! Trust me that is saying a lot! Cause I love me some chocolate!

Ummm..you on a bed, with no shirt on, did I die and go to heaven? Oh no wait this is the real world and I'm single and you're ummm...married?...and have kids NOT WITH ME!

Damn! I hate when that happens!

Oh how I wish I was that suit, I won't continue to ~~stalk~~ admire you from too close because umm..you have a gun! Although, guys with gun holsters=hot!

You are stepping ever so rockstarishly out of the car of hotness!

You are a big fan of the colored sunglasses. That is such a wise choice with a black tie and white tux... You are srsly the only guy who can have facial hair and make me want to jump on top of you and ravish you! By the way, my favorite color is purple! Are those Ray Bans? Just sayin'

Here you are channeling another JD, James Dean, hotness+coolness=Hotspice!

Every hot guy looks good in black and white and baby you couldn't look any better! Damn you are one hot man...and except for one other man in this world...you are the hottest man on the planet....True Story!

The only other man hotter than you is:

our number one hottest man meat morsel!

Can you guess who it is?

I mean really...

DUH!

For the moment you've all been waiting for!

The

#1

Man

Meat

Guy

.....

#1) Robert Pattinson (aka RPATTZ, Edward Cullen and Cedric Diggory)
Was there really any doubt as to who our #1 hottie would be?
RPattz mania is everywhere!
And I'm joining in on the fun!

Rob, it doesn't matter what you wear!
You are HOT HOT HOT!
That suit is way sexy...
and I wouldn't mind helping you take that off later.
Oh wait, leave that for the Gutter Gals.
*ahem*

There is no going wrong with Wet Rob.
It pays to be extremely photogenic.
Would you like me to play in the water with you?

My imagination is going wild...
and you just have your hand in your pocket.
Those skinny jeans never looked so delectable on a guy before!

Okay, I have no words!
Zexy seems to cover it!
Would you please sing to me?
I might melt into a giant Kelley puddle.
But wow...
it'd be so worth it!

Oh to be that cigarette!
Okay, I'm one of those girls who thinks that smoking is completely disgusting.
However, for you I would make an exception.
The way you work that cigarette...
and now my mind is completely in the gutter.
You make smoking look sooooooo HOT!

Every girl wants you.
Every guy (whether they admit it or not) wants to be you.

FYI:
You can bite me anytime!
Seriously!
My neck is waiting!

Lemme just say...
the bed head look works for you!!
Those dreamy eyes...
and look at that jaw porn!

Many, many tiny pictures of RPattz.
If this was wall-size,
I'd be drooling all over the floor.

Robert Pattinson, you have captured the hearts and attention of many females.
You are HOT!
Live with it!
I continue to search for my own Edward Cullen.
I expect all guys to measure up to your level of hotness.
You've set the bar high!

Okay ladies, that is our list! Agree, disagree? Don't care! We went off your votes on Twitter!

Only one rule for viewing this post! YOU MUST, MUST, COMMENT!

I will know if you look and don't! I have magical powers that way!

SO COMMENT! YES I MEAN YOU!

Steven Strait, I wanna make a Covenant with you it's called Marriage..CALL ME!

2009-07-11T22:51:00.005-05:00

Okay Steven, we will forgive your scruffiness in 10,000 B.C. because
of how hot you looked in the Covenant

This picture is hotness! It shows your witchy ways!

Anyone who hasn't seen the Covenant I command you go now, rent it, now, i mean it now!!!!

Umm...hi you are hotness...with your arm over you head! Yum!

We all know that Steven is calling me on that phone he's upset cause we are having a fight. But we made

up later and it was nice!

k, the guys on the swim team did not look like this when I was in school. That town was small the only thing they had to do was

workout apparently!

Umm...scoot over so I can get in bed with you! Love you! Hotness!

There are entirely too few pictures of you...do more movies soon please you are hotness and we want to drool over you on the screen.

Love ya, Man Meat

Julz

Wentworth Miller, Do you want me to bake you a cake with a file in it?

2009-07-11T21:35:00.007-05:00

Okay guys in case you haven't noticed! Wentworth Miller pullled a prison break and stole the keys to the prison as well as the key to our hearts!

Warning Warning! This guy is so hot it may be a crime to look farther
Proceed at your own risk!

See not only Rpattz can sport their Ray Bans! Ray Bans on the right hot man=hotness supremeness!

Holy Crap...can I get in bed with you?

Don't worry ladies he will be in a new series debuting this fall! don't know what it's called but who really cares....
I know that you are praying that I will come to you. Trust me if you called I'd be there as quickly as planes fly to LA. TRUST!

Barney Stinson says: Suit up!!!

okay post over...black and white is my fav....hotness next post 100 pictures of hot men! You voted we supply!

Rob is Such a TEASE and shows us his Kissing Technique

2009-07-11T17:41:00.007-05:00

My Pocket likeness isn't the only one who can look awesome in the Ray Bans!

The man is hot...look at that smile :)

WARNING: James Marsters Hotness may induce overhotness related heart attack...

2009-07-08T23:58:00.015-05:00

James Marsters

Once upon a time, you played one badass vampire.
Today...well you're still hot.
And you'll always be a badass vampire in my heart!

So I've been trying to figure out the pros and cons of a SPIKE IS HOT blog.
These are the kinds of pictures I have managed to find tonight.
I think I will "google" James Marsters on a daily basis.

Oh, Spikey, I see you beckoning me with that sexy finger.
If I could figure out how to jump through my computer screen and into your lap...
er, maybe I shouldn't finish that thought.

Seriously, this burnin' hot piece o' man meat makes my heart thud way too fast.
I'm going to need a doctor ASAP!
James Marsters, in case you were wondering where I was, I'm right here!
Call me!
No, seriously.
CALL ME!

So hot!
Want to touch...
SPIKE!
Okay, I'm about to start hyperventilating.
I'm not even halfway finished yet.
The power of Spike's hotness.
Holy crap!

Billy Idol Spike!
Check out those arm muscles!
If I were that Slayer, I'd be ripping that black vest off him!
NOW!

In my world, I'm married to this man.
Honey, I'm home!
Could you imagine coming home from work to that every day?!?!
One can only dream...and drool...and possibly have a heart attack induced by too much hotness of Spike.

Spike, I would have treated you so much better than that whiny vampire slayer!
Hello!
I love you!
Kick that bitca outta bed!
She stole my spot!
Kick her out...NOW!

And for those of you Angel lovers, here is a pic of Angel standing next to Spike...the Ultimate Hotness!
Don't worry.
Angel just needs to learn a few things from Spike.
For one thing...those abs.
Lickable!

Have you passed out from the hotness yet?
Or the nakedness?
I almost did when I was uploading these.
Just sayin'...
This is an extremely dangerous guy to post pictures of.
Pay close attention to the abs!

Warning!
This may cause heart attack!
If your heart is unable to take too much hotness at once...
leave this page!
If not...enjoy ogling the James Marsters hotness!!

My my my!
Once again, if only I could jump through my computer screen.
This is a little like torture.
And a little like heaven.
Mostly a little like torture right now.
I'm not sure how much more I can take.

And I will leave you with this image.
Why?
His pants are unbuttoned.
Let your imagination take care of the rest.
I know I will.
Once I can get my heart rate back down to normal, that is.
James Marsters, CALL ME ASAP!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Johnny Depp Magazine Covers...

2009-07-08T18:35:00.009-05:00

Once Upon a Time Before Twilight

There was the the Supreme Hotness that is and was Johnny Depp!

Let's explore shall we?

Yes, we shall!

Obviously, well dressed men=sexy

men with guns=sexy

Johnny Depp has a gun and is very well dressed so umm..obviously 2 times the sexy

Johnny once donned many a magazine cover and obviously still does, when Rob isn't on the cover, trust me many is an understatement.

Hello, pre-pirate hotness! Umm...I need to rent Once Upon a Time in Mexico! STAT!

How to be a better man? Umm..it don't get any better than him...TRUST!

Want to know how

to be a

better man? Look and act like Johnny Depp!

The End.

If love is a battlefield, where the hell do I enlist? I will fight for and with Johnny Depp...

I don't mind beating up Kate Moss or that French chick he's with now or whoever, if he will be mine. I will fight in any army on any battlefield!

Rob Pattinson...eat your heart out. Johnny's been around way longer.

If you need advice on how to handle over night success ask Johnny.

If you need advice with how to be shy and

still be a smoking hot celebrity.

Ask Johnny!

yes, ladies, Johnny does Rock...he rocks hard!

Like it says from Pirates to Peter Pan from Viper Room to the Chocolate Factory

and From 21 Jump Street to 21st-century super-star!

Johnny Depp surely has built himself an Empire!
It says Johnny Depp stole summer, well he certainly stole my heart in Public Enemies.

He made me wanna be a bank robber! The only way that he would be my enemy is...oh wait...there is no way. He made John Dilinger, not only notorious, but freakin hot!

Thank god! Johnny Depp has kids...that is one gene pool it would be a crime to NOT continue! Hotspice!

Awww...he made movies for his kids. He came from River Phoenix and the drug scene to smoking hot and did I mention Talented bonafide movie star! I want into his Private(s) errr... World

Hey, Rob Pattinson, wanna learn how to have a private life and still be a gargantuan (word of the day) star?

ASK JOHNNY!

Umm..hi that shirt is fugly, but you somehow with your hotness..make it hot!

He had "jawporn" b4 Rob was even born!

Many more magazine covers to come...this wasn't even close to half or a third!

TO BE CONTINUED WITH THE HOTNESS

Recent Magazine Covers of Hotness! (aka RPattz)

2009-07-08T02:03:00.005-05:00

The Following are Magazine Covers of Hotness:

Pay Attention: This is a rare treat.

Robsten. this is rare NOT!

I think we have all seen and drooled over this one!

It says are they ready for the fame. I don't think Rob had one clue what his life would be like the minute he walked through those cafeteria doors in Twilight. His life changed forever in that one 2 hour span. Sorry Rob! I love you but I have a lot of respect and understanding for you!

I have never heard of this magazine. I am not the biggest Robsten fan, but I love Bella and Edward. Just hope to someday get my Edward.

Don't you just love how the "secrets from the set" are always stuff we can find out on social networking sites such as Twitter and twilight blogs.

I honestly don't think that the entire cast and crew of Twilight had anything close to an inkling of just what pandemonium Twilight would become.
It is definitely a explosion of mass hysteria from girls and women all over the world!

This is a magazine from Asia, the only thing that bothers me is that they compare Twilight to Harry Potter...that's like comparing vampires and werewolves. Not even close to the same.

I've made up my mind. I love Rob. I'll take him Kristen wants to stay with Oregano.
Him and his signature fingers through the hair.Okay, umm..where do I get a subscription for this magazine? Is that a possibility? Have I seen it in stores? I think not! I want! I shall get!
This is a cover of the Twilight Saga: a saga means drama, well there has been plenty of that on set, but the whole story is a Saga. Thank god they are making the rest of the books.
This is a magazine from LA saying Rob Pattinson is waiting for us. Well, au contraire mon amies. That means on the contrary my friends. We are waiting for Rob come to us Rob...we will love you forever!
A fight...srsly...I highly doubt it. I also highly doubt that Kristen spent anything but innocent friendship time with Taylor he is younger than her and she doesn't think that way about him. Who cares if they were out late. It happens.
All I can say is this man is gorgeous and extremely popular, he is in every magazine just about these days.

The Legendary Barney Stinson

2009-07-06T01:00:00.002-05:00

The Man Meat Ode to Barney Stinson
Watch out.
This is going to be LEGEN....
*wait for it...wait for it*
Behold the awesomeness that is Barney Stinson.
Even comes with his own bobble head!

Watch "How I Met Your Mother" and you will understand!

Barney Stinson and his office of supreme AWESOMENESS!!
What the hell does he do for a living?
Seriously!!

Laser Tag with Robin...

"Working" hard....

Barney's Brother James...they both adhere to the "SUIT UP" Code!

"Top Gun" Barney...
Word!

Barney abides by the Bro Code.
Bros before hos!
He's watching you!

Oh, Barney, if only all men could be like you.
Okay...
NOT!
But you're hilarious...
so we've given you a spot in the Man Meat Blog!
Neil Patrick Harris, be proud!
*shrug*
Or not. :)

...DARY!!!!!!!
Haaaaaaaave you met Barney??

This was our exclusive look at the Legendary Barney Stinson.
He is awesome.
Please watch "How I Met Your Mother."
You will NOT regret it!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Nicholas Brendan...super (cute) nerd!

2009-07-06T00:25:00.003-05:00

Why we love Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendan).

1. He had no problems telling Buffy off when she was being a major bitca.
2. He's pretty hot for a...not popular guy.
3. How come he could do magic without having to be all in touch with the witchy side like Willow??
Okay, so Xander isn't your run of the mill hunka hunka burnin' hotness.
He's major league cutie though.

Okay, if I could quote every single funny Xander line from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" I would be typing this blog entry for a few days.
Favorite Xander quote:
"I am through being everybody's butt monkey!"
Funny guys are pretty hot!!!

Wet T-shirt Nicholas Brendan.
So hot!
Want to touch the...tummy!

Pirate jokes aside, Xander still rolled out the funny even after Evil Preacher Caleb (Nathan Fillion) poked out his eye with this thumb.
I have one word for that scene.
GROSS.
So, Xander still trying to be Xander after a horrible experience like that made him awesome.

Hello Pirate Xander.
You're pretty. :)
My friend Shelley lurves you!

See?
Nicholas Brendan is pretty freakin' cute!
I mean, I like nerdy guys!
I'm a nerd!
You be the judge.
Keep staring at the pictures! :D

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Kellan deserves another post! You will Agree when you see

2009-07-04T13:50:00.007-05:00

K, so I've done a Kellan Lutz post before...but then I saw this and thought...he needs another one.

What makes Rpattz so dang special that he gets 4 and Kellan gets one! Nothing! Therefore:

hello hotness! When are they gonna make a Pocket Emmett...I want him!

dude...I have no words...*drool*

We should sign a petition that states that Kellan Lutz must never wear a shirt. I think that would be a damn good law don't you?

see no shirt=hot!

Ignore the hat...just look at the body...dude!

Okay post over....don't know if there will be more but if Kellan keeps taking hot pictures there probably will be!

Once Upon A Time These Guys Were Hotness Supreme If Not Now!

2009-07-04T12:36:00.010-05:00

Do you remember this:

and this:

or how about this:

Now, do you remember how hot this guy was? You know before he got fat?

how about when he looked like this...he had us all screaming way before RPattz!

He is only the King of Rock and Roll and there are good reasons girls were screaming all over the world!

Then came a movie that changed all of our views on dancing:

It didn't just teach us a new dance. It brought in a new era of clothing, dancing, having fun and having a good time on any budget.

And it taught us that John Travolta is a damn good dancer!

Then about 20 years later came this movie: We all fell in love instantly

If Johnny (Patrick Swayze) had anything to do with it, it would have been the hottest resort ever!

We all wanted Patrick to rescue us from that corner...

Shut up you know you did!

You can teach us to dance anytime Patrick...we hope you beat this cancer and even if you don't you have showed us that it can be done...we love you and hope you get better...give a big SCREW YOU to that cancer Patrick we know you of all people can!

Once upon a long as hell time ago this guy was hot too:

Let's put it this way...had to read The Great Gatsby in school....HATED IT! Then, I saw the movie..okay I know it's usually the other way around, but anyhoo....

Gatsby played by Robert Redford made my heart go pitter pat!

Don't remember who else was in the movie...Don't care!

Then...oh so way way way way back in a time far far away!

Paul Newman ruled the screens as King of hotness....see above and below

Yes, ladies there was a lot more to Paul Newman than just salad dressing!

Then, my favorite of all time, he died so young, but made such an impact he will never be forgotten...truly Legendary!

Have you met James?

Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today!

If you don't know who this is you might be a little "special."

duh! James Dean...the ultimate in hotness and cool!

We will love you always...James...trust me!

You were the Ultimate Hotness even before RPattz's Dad was out of diapers! You were the 1st in Ultimate hotness way before all these babies we scream after now...

True Story!

And last but not least...this guy is still around...still making movies...but not still hot!

This is what it looked like to Die Hard...okay I'm in!

Autograph...not so much anymore...he was hot!

Holy Crap! I Had to Post This Cause it Almost Gave me A Heart Attack

2009-07-03T00:41:00.003-05:00

Hello Kellan! Move Over Rob, hello...hotness!

Thank you @TwiObsession for this!!!! You have to be my favorite person right now!

New Boys on the Block

2009-07-01T22:45:00.017-05:00

this is one of those so and so is the new....so and so...comment and tell me if you agree...you will know if I do while reading as presented in last week's Us Weekly magazine.

BRADLEY COOPER IS THE NEW....VINCE VAUGHN!

They say he's taking Vince's crown as the king of "cad comedy." Well let's all hope not. Bradley, please do not follow in Vince's footsteps. Do not get fat and sloppy and for the time being do not get engaged. kthanxbye! If you want to date Jennifer Aniston, however we can make an exception for this similarity.

Okay here's one throwing me for a loop...for real!

Shia LaBeouf: the new Mel Gibson

here are the reasons why:

1.) Devilishly handsome (check)
2.) Hit action hero franchise (check)
3.)Foot in mouth disease (check)

For the foot in mouth disease...Mel's anti-semitic slurs when arrested for DUI
Shia....called his mother "the sexiest woman I know and said, "If I could meet my Mom and marry her I would....groddy...

here's why not! 1st Shia is cute...Mel once was...not anymore...

Shia seems to learn from his mistakes...whereas Mel is still making some of the same mistakes as the 23 year old Shia.

Shia has acting chops that if developed properly can surpass the talents of Mel, while Mel is stuck with the talents he has today and won't develop any better...

and did I mention...ewwww!

Justin Bartha...is the new Paul Rudd

Last time I checked Paul Rudd was still the new Paul Rudd...or did I miss something?

this ladies is Justin Bartha...boyfriend to Ashley Olsen for over a year now) in the new movie The Hangover with other subject Bradley Cooper and is known for playing the witty wingman. (see National Treasure with Nicolas Cage)
We all remember Paul Rudd as the love interest to Alicia Silverstone in Clueless (please tell me you remember Clueless, i'm not that old, right?)
He's still funny, still good looking and still got that leading man appeal....hello anyone see I Love You Man? or better yet Role Models..hello...Paul is still hot and Justin is not so hot...he's too geeky...I mean Paul was so cool that he captured Phoebe's heart on Friends and we all know how hard that was. Paul was sort of geeky but not anymore. Justin has the same wit and charm but not the same looks or appeal that made us all swoon!

I totally disagree with all of this...Paul Rudd is too young to be "replaced" figure something else out and by the way Justin Bartha is only ten years younger it's not like he's a spring chicken!

Channing Tatum..the new Bruce Willis

in Us Weekly's favor...Bruce Willis has lost his sex appeal by now and is old enough to be replaced by a younger hotter version.

Enter Channing Tatum....he trains hard and obviously if you have seen any of the four Die Hard's so did Bruce back in the day.

Bruce got his start as a superstar later in life after a run on Moonlighting

Channing can dance..don't know about Bruce's skills in that area
Bruce has an unexplainable sex appeal where as Channing's appeal is not unexplainable it's obvious. This one is one I might agree with.

okay...here's the creepy one!!!!!!

GET READY

Robert Pattinson is the new Johnny Depp

Reasons:
1.) chiseled cheekbones (check)
2.) almost completely universal sex appeal (check)
3.) great acting skills (check)
4. ) gets deep into their characters (check)
5.) shies away from the attention of Hollywood's screaming fans (check)
6.) ladies man (check)
7.) over night sensation (check)

Depp got famous quickly from his role in 21 Jump Street and Rob went from zero to hero after his role in Twilight took his career to iconic proportions.

Reasons why not:
1.) Johnny Depp is still hot
2.) Johnny Depp is still hot
3.) Johnny Depp is still hot

Let's see if Rob can make his career as long as Johnny's with the critical acclaim that Johnny has had over the years as well.

Johnny went through his share of women, whereas Rob seems to just want the one girl he can't really have. We will have to wait and see, but in the mean time Rob should be extremely flattered.

CHRIS PINE IS THE NEW HARRISON FORD

this is one I personally agree with...harrison is ready to be replaced he's getting to old to be Indiana Jones anymore.

Chris is said to have modeled his version of Captain Kirk on his vision of Han Solo in Star Wars...

Chris also emulates Harrison's patented toughness: by going to a a two-month boot capt to learn boxing along with some of his other Star Trek castmates and the Israeli Martial Art Krav Maga. Go Chris...Harrison at 66 is not good material for the leading man anymore and Chris has the sexy swagger and attitude that Harrison helped to create and he wears it well...go Chris...show Harrison who's boss!

ZAC EFRON IS THE NEW LEONARDO DICAPRIO:

if you mean they are similar because they made their breakout movies when they looked like they were 12 then okay that I get...I wouldn't mind seeing Zac go down in the ocean... did I mention he's on my one way rocket to the moon? I do not like him Sam I am.
They say that Zac is trying to be a "serious" actor, ummm...when would that be? When he's singing in High School Musical 1-3, don't think so!

Leo has been Oscar-nominated since like birth, so he's go the acting chops, Zac hasn't shown that yet, I will admit to his good performance of a younger Matthew Perry in 17-Again, but he just copied Matthew Perry's mannerisms...that means he's a good imitator, but he has yet to prove his acting ability at all. Okay, he can sort of sing and dance and do it all while holding a basketball...but act...don't think so yet! Maybe he will turn out to be as good as Leo but that is yet to be determined.

the rocket can wait...we will let him try to prove he can actually act, we know he obviously has horrible hair, but that doesn't mean anything.

Okay here's the wierd-one, I don't get this one at all...maybe you guys can tell me why this happened

Taylor Lautner is the New Keanu Reeves

Huh????

Taylor is devoted to his roles and put on 26 pounds of muscle, and so did Keanu for Speed and the Matrix but the similarities end right there....I don't get this at all.

What do you guys think! comment dangit!!!!! Please...love you forever if you do!

MEN FROM OTHER COUNTRIES ARE HOT! SEE BELOW!

2009-07-01T02:03:00.009-05:00

K I just got back from overseas..so many hot men...so little time! So far away!

Evidence as follows:

1. Rob Pattinson-London, England

need I say more? he's hotness ultimateness....kthanksbye!

2. Ryan Reynolds-Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

3. Sam Worthington-Perth, Australia

To quote the ultra-cool Elizabeth Banks, "Holy hotness Batman!"

4. Hugh Jackman-Sydney, Australia

The Sexiest Man Alive, 2009 Duh!

5. Eric Bana-Melbourne, Australia

The Mighty Hector, prince of Troy!

What is in the water in Australia???

6. Christian Bale-Wales, you know near England or in England I'm confused.

Thumbs up for sure!

7. Clive Owen-Warwickshire, England (don't know where that is)

HOTNESS!

7. Orlando Bloom-Canterbury, England

Pirates have never been hotter!

8. Simon Baker- Tasmania, Australia

He's the Tasmanian Devil Wearing Prada

you don't have to be a mentalist to know what is on my mind! It is not rated G either!

9. Gerard Butler- Glascow, Scotland

I have one hyphenated word for you! Three-hundred!

Tonight we dine in Hotness!

10.Ryan Gosling-London, Ontario, Canada

I wanted to be Ally in the Notebook so badly...I memorized that movie because of you!

And I rest my case! Hot men! Far Away! But they come here to act! Thank you God! Well Done!

Man Meat: Vampire Edition! YUM!

2009-06-25T23:28:00.002-05:00

Hello my fellow Man Meat Lovers.
Welcome to the Vampire Edition of Celeb Man Meat!
Vampires are way sexy.
True story.
Who am I to not share the beauty with everyone else?

First up: Eric Northman.
If you watch True Blood, you know who he is.
If you've read the books, you LOVE him!
He's over a thousand years old.
He's funny.
He's badass.
And did I mention that he's way sexy?

Dr. Carlisle Cullen
If you have seen "Twilight" (and I'm pretty sure you have), then you have noticed, along with every other female with eyes, that this Doctor has got it goin' on.
Doctor, Doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case of lovin' you!
Daddy Cullen, I hope you make house calls!

Emmett Cullen.
Why hello there!
Rosalie is one lucky girl!
Can I take you home with me????

Mmmm...Angel!
If you were ever a fan of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel," then you can't help but love this brooding, soulful vampire who lost his soul if he experienced a moment of true happiness (aka, sex with Buffy...ahem).
And when Angel (Angelus) was evil...YIKES!
He was still hot when he was evil, and for some reason he wore leather pants when he was gone with the soul.
I don't know.
It was pretty hot though.

Edward Cullen.
If you do NOT know who this guy is by now, you have obviously been living under a rock for over a year now!
Some of you may look at him and say "Wow, he looks a lot like Cedric Diggory!"
This is because I believe that when Voldemort's lackey Avada Kedavra'd poor Cedric, he really became the steamy hot vampire we all know and love today!
Okay, wishful thinking, but at the same time, Dr. Cullen can bite me whenever he likes!

Okay, I had to save my personal favorite for last.
Spike (aka William the Bloody).
My all-time favorite vampire!!
I'm a girl who prefers the guys with dark hair, but I'll have to admit, Spike managed to sway me just a little.
He was downright sexy.
His black duster was sexy.
His swagger was sexy.
His accent was sexy.
His scar on his eyebrow was sexy.
His Bloody Awful Poetry was sexy.

Please let me know of any super sexy vampires I have left out, and I will add them later!
These are all the pics I have at the moment.
I know there are many more sexy ones out there!
Ian Somerhalder will be included in here shortly!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Heath Ledger

2009-06-25T23:26:00.002-05:00

Do you remember where you were when you heard that Heath Ledger died?
I was at work.
That memory will stick with me forever.

Heath Ledger was an extremely talented and amazing actor!
Even a year and a half after his death, I still find myself in shock.
He had so much potential.
He was proving himself as a serious actor.
And in the blink of an eye it was all taken away.

Heath Ledger was only 28 years old.
He had just finished filming "The Dark Knight."
His performance as the Joker was chilling and fascinating.
He had not finished filming "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."

In addition to being a wonderful actor, Heath Ledger was also the proud father of a little girl named Matilda, a child who looks just like him.
It's sad to think that he will never get moments like that again.

Heath Ledger's wonderful smile will never be forgotten.

We will never forget his passion for his work either.
We continue to mourn his loss.
He was taken too early and could have gone far!

RIP Heath Ledger
You will always be in our hearts!

Kellebelle1981

5 Reasons Rob Pattinson is Hotter than Chace Crawford

2009-06-23T15:33:00.016-05:00

Okay we all saw my post about crazy NYC bitches and their gonna kick their buttedness...but let's examine something else I've found on my looky loo...

Okay the girls from letters to Rob already posted this but I was so pissed I had to do it myself...I have no words except WTF?

5 GOOD reasons Rob is Hotter than Chase:
Look below as we compare and contrast..shall we! I start my case here:

1. Posing for pics

ROB Lying Down=SEXY!

Chace lying down..er...leaning over...SLOPPY

2. Bouffant (hair) Chace is trying to copy Rob's ain't gonna happen!

Rob is totally making the Bouffant come back into style!
Chace...wtf were you thinking...you can't pull this off. Only Rpattz can, just give up! You look horrible like an idiot! Never wear the bouffant again that is for Rpattz and Rpattz only!

3. You know are famous when you are mobbed by girls:

ROB attacked outside on the street in NYC from hundreds of screaming girls....

CHACE: can't call this a "mob" or attack...*crickets chirping*

4. Umm...hi...you are famous when your face is on everything! (merchandise)or they make you a doll of your very own likeness!

or when crazy fan girls carry around purses with your picture on it! Just in case they might see you on the street!

Chace, I found this on some website..for purchase...even girls in NYC where Gossip Girl is stationed don't give a damn about you when Rpattz is in town:

There wasn't very much selection and umm...how ugly is this would you wear it instead of an Rpattz shirt? Srsly!

5. Acting chops

Rob, been in two of the most highly grossing films of all time.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix...millions

OH and did I mention: How to Be, Twilight, Twilight Saga: New Moon, Twilight Saga: Eclipse and hopefully *crosses fingers* Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

Chace:
The Covenant (which everyone should rent, hello ab muscles, but not chace's) oh and yeah Gossip Girl, but worst of all he beat Out Zac ~~too girly to dance and make it sexy~~ Efron for a REMAKE of Footloose...srsly!

Here are 5 insanely good reason Rob wins hands down, oh and did I mention all the magazine covers? Until now when was the last time you saw Chace on a magazine cover? Didn't think so!

YOU LOSE CHACE! Who do they poll when they figure this stuff out? What genius figured that out????? Dumbass!

Oh btw: Here is something pretty to look at when you are writing your letters to the editor of People or cancelling your subscription they have obviously lost their minds over there! Chace hotter than Rob how insane. They must be ummm...what's a word...worse than idiots? Oh yeah and no offense meant..they came to school on the SHORT BUS apparently!

MMMMM....ROB!

Who doesn't need a little bit o' Cillian Murphy??

2009-06-21T17:16:00.002-05:00

Dear Cillian Murphy,

You...are...HOT!
I just don't know what else to say really!
The first time I really noticed you was in "28 Days Later" which I at first thought would be a sequel to Sandra Bullock's "28 Days."
Okay, so I was wrong.
"28 Days Later" scared the ever-loving crap out of me!
Zombies that run that fast give me nightmares!
Seriously!
I still have zombie nightmares!
Thanks for saving us from the crazy zombies and the sex-freak soldiers!
Please don't ever poke out someone's eyes like that again.
Kinda gross.
Ya know what I'm sayin'?

I love how well you can play the bad guy!
You were pretty freaky in "Red Eye" with Rachel McAdams!
Mostly I was just staring at you and forgetting that you were evil!

Hey, what are you doing aside from making me drool right here?
No wonder my keyboard is so messed up!
Thanks for being yet another tasty bit o' man meat that is NOT from the USA.

Look.
I'm drooling again.
Why must you make me drool?!?
Stop looking at me with those oh-so-hunky eyes!
Stop it now!
I'm not sure if I can compose myself!

Okay.
What I think needs to happen now...
you need to CALL ME! ASAP!

See? Even as that freaky Scarecrow guy I was still thinking "ummm...that evil doctor guy is totally hot!" Guys in suits. Yum! Guys who can look good in glasses? Yum!

Cillian Murphy.
Call me.
NOW!
Umm...PLEASE?
If you're not, then please stop being so hot.
I can't take it anymore.
You're one of my favorite actors!

Your devoted ~~stalker~~ fan,

Kellebelle1918 :)

It's OK to LOOK at the MAN MEAT but do not TOUCH UNLESS ASKED! Get it? Got it? Good!

2009-06-21T12:23:00.005-05:00

WTF?

This is srsly disturbing...crazy bitch:

Did anyone notice, it wasn't just her that was attacking him, it looks like he has it coming from all sides?

THIS LADIES IS WHY STARS ARE SCARED OF FANS! Stay away from the hotness physically, just admire from afar, but if you must be near the hotness then PLEASE be polite and leave us other girls, who would be lucky as hell to even get a glimpse of him in person a chance kthanxbye!

I am seriously pissed at this girl...get off him already, no matter what you crazy girl, want to think, he is not EDWARD he is Rob and he is HUMAN! He needs air to breathe and I dunno...like live...duh!

The poor man has to hide behind an hoodie that does no good, but it's something. Has anyone heard the word shy before???? That means no jumping on top of RPattz and trying to choke him!

Whoever you are crazy girl! If you don't back off, I will find you, I will bitch slap you and I will smile about it afterwards...TRUST!

And by the way...if you were to do that to Peter Facinelli, Jenny Garth would kill you...so respect!

Okay I can say this because I KNOW I am in a country and will soon be in another one...Italy...where people do not know the meaning of personal space. To quote Johnny in Dirty Dancing "This is my dance space, that is your dance space." Now take out the word dance and follow this rule!

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT! GET THIS CLOSE TO RPATTZ...LET HIM STAY IN THE CORNER!

Rpattz...would love to put himself in a corner...if you see him in one...do not approach him with some cheesy line like no one puts Edward in a corner...who would do that ( ~~me )~~ but anyway, see here's the thing...Rob likes the corner, let him be in said corner...

RESPECT HIS SPACE! Don't scare him or he may not want to make any more Twilight movies...such as...no matter what anyone says...still up in the air...Breaking Dawn..HELLO!

Back Off Crazy NYC Bitches!
How dare you touch the ULTIMATE HOTNESS WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION
FOR SHAME!

here is something pretty to just LOOK AT! NOT TOUCH!

kthanxbye!

P.S. Do not piss off the man meat experts, we do not forgive so easily!

I Will Follow You Peter Facinelli!

2009-06-14T21:49:00.010-05:00

Video at the bottom of the page. Me=Died, it's eight minutes and 47 seconds of fricking amazingness! Lots of shirtless hotness from Peter...warning...you may overheat!

Umm...no words...just *drool*

Okay everyone needs to follow Peter Facinelli on Twitter it's easy @peterfacinelli Do It! The Man Meat Experts Command you!

Peter do you need a hug? I'm here I will give you one! I will make people FOLLOW you too!

I will follow him...wherever he may go...I will follow him!

Wish there were more of this picture...but I will take what I can get!

Holy Crap this picture is hot! Exhibit A I changed my Twitter picture to it! You know you wanna! Me=Died

Umm...was he in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle cause if so I will buy the movie immediately

When are they getting a pocket Carlisle?

Suit Up! Doctor Cullen!

Shirtless Celebs! Need I Say More! Yes, Shirtless Celebs!

2009-06-12T18:37:00.058-05:00

Possibly the longest blog in celebmanmeat history...don't care like to look at men with 6 or 8 packs all over this page thought they should be put all together for our viewing pleasure!

Superman needs to get rid of the blue and the red how about just wear nothing, but since this is a general audience blog we will not express our thoughts on the matter of what your new outfit will be!

I dub thee, Jensen the gorgeous. You make Sam look like a whimpering little boy and I love that you do. I love how you held out and got tortured every day for 40 years in hell...hotness!

I love how you slept with an Angel, who could claim the same?

We don't wanna RENT you Taye we want to make your ours permanently...I know you are married but hollywood marriages always break up, well not always but we are keeping *fingers crossed*

I think I'm gonna go to Canada where Ryan Reynolds is from and LA and steal all his towels so we can see more!

He's so hot when he was on screen in Wolverine all I could see was him. What makes him even hotter is his sense of humor and he says he would go gay for Rpattz...it's a catching disease! I'd rather see him with anyone but ScarJo the ho!

Crawl your hotness body toward me...really fast..I need me some man meat love!

Me thinks Stephanie Meyer knew what she was doing when she helped cast Rpattz as Edward and look what happened...SUPERSTAR! Drop that shirt and someone steal it from him.

and yet another shirtless rob for our viewing pleasure just wish it was closer up!

Rob shirtless in Italy I am so grateful to whoever told Rob to wax and work out...he's already dazzling, cannot imagine what his skin will look like all sparkly!

As far as I'm concerned this is the official new moon poster...I don't know why that other one is it's lame. I've seen fan made ones example above that are 20 times better.

you are definitely McDreamy in this mirror image. Love you McDreamy marry someone else besides Meredith, she is way too whiney for you!

I wonder how the Cullen kids would feel if their vampdad was changed just like this above...I think I would join your coven lickety split! I don't think Esme would let you leave the house if this what you looked like along with your dazzling vampire specialties! Jenny Garth everyday that you wake up and this hotness is in your bed...pray a lot of gratitude to God! Srsly!

There are so many reasons to love Mark Wahlberg and his abs are definitely amazing as well as his acting! Love ya our Calvin Klein underwear model! You really fill out those CK's well!

Zack Morris no more! MPG you are super hot...MPG=Mark Paul Gosselar he's on some lawyer show now and he finally cut that long straggly hair!

The force with this one strong is, hot guy he be, Yoda knows his stuff although he says it backwards but he's perfectly right! Hayden Christiansen you are officially jedi hotness! At least until you crossed over to Darth Vader, not many women like heavy breathing.

If this is what Kellan Lutz looks like after all that beer, what does he look like when he works out...mmmmm....*imagining* Me died!

I've said it before but you are freakin hotness, but I hate your dumb outfits as King Henry VIII just remind me to never piss you off. I like my head attached!

I really don't think that King Henry the VIII was supposed to be this hot...I will have to see when I go to London!

There is something very Supernatural about how hot your abs are and your whole family...hello Jared and hello Jensen! Please do more than 5 seasons! We need you on Thursday nights!

James Marsden we so wanted to marry you in 27 dresses...you had us at Benny and the Jets! You rock my world whether you are cyclops or anything..shoot more movies soon!

Come hither beach bunny. Why is it that guys look so good in blue swim trunks see also Daniel Craig below! Did I mention that I want to be Reese Witherspoon?

I don't know whether you are taking off that shirt or putting it on *crosses fingers that you are taking it off* just like in my dreams!

Ummm...hi....I'm so going to see Prince of Persia when it comes out! When would that be by the way? Any time but November 20th would be awesome! It would be a nice Christmas present..just sayin' kthanxbye! Did I mention Reese Witherspoon is my idol?

Don't know if you've looked in a mirror lately Hughie but you are freakin amazing looking, I mean we didn't go to see X-men because we collected comic books...duh! Although I could do without the funky sideburns but you would look good no matter the conditions!

Okay, still don't understand why you are playing golf in a towel, but I'm not complaining, TRUST! We wish they would make a law that says you can never wear a shirt again...that would be a very just law. You know equal rights and all that! What is so rare about you is that you are as good on the inside as you are on the outside and that's saying a lot!

Gwen Stefani, thank you for carrying on this gene pool. Talented musician and hot man who is also an awesome Dad and husband! We love him for that, we just all wish we were his wife, instead of you. Every day you wake up next to him, thank the good Lord for your blessings! I'm just sayin'

Eric Bana as Hector! in Troy with Brad Pitt donning his armor, or rather not donning his armor! Love it! We so wanna be the chair you are hugging!

The Rock...'nough said!

David Boreanaz in a bathtub...holy Angelic hotness! He is Agent Booth in Bones and played the brooding hottie vamp with a soul Angel. To quote the Furies MMMM Angel...

Totally 90's Brian Austin Greene- Megan Fox is ~~a ho~~ stupid to dump you for a youngin' whatevs I'll take you call me! Just don't wear this outfit k?

Alex Meraz as Paul one of the wolf pack coming to our eyes in New Moon coming in November.....not soon enough if you ask me. I'm loving how most of the cast is shirtless for like 90 percent of the movie ~~hello Taylor Lautner~~ Well at least you are old enough although married, all the good ones are taken!

American Hottie! All about Batman's abs! Holy Hotness Shirtless Batman! Christian Bale you may have a temper but I think I could deal...wanna give me a chance?

Harry Potter got hotness!!!!! Ummm...they really are brewing the potions at Hogwarts. Apparently it's ripped abs potion...we likey!

Hulloh! James Bond you bes hotness! Daniel Craig, we would like to roll around on a bed with you as James Bond or yourself, either or, we will not complain...just say when!

Clive Owen, what are you looking at? We are looking at you shirtless and you bes awesomespice! King Arthur got hot! Who knew?

Let the towel drop! Let the towel drop! Shirtless=awesome...towelless would be better...You have that Fantastic 6 er 8 pack going on here...we would not Push you out of bed...trust!

Channing Tatum...those pants need to come off! We never knew GI Joe was so hot, if we had maybe we would have played with them as girls. They could have married Barbie instead of androgynous no man parts Ken. What a wedding that would be can you imagine the dancing at the reception??? Dude!

We love you Bradley, you are hot whether you are using your own name or an Alias, we will nurse your Hangover any day just call...anytime...we don't need to sleep if we can be with you!

Want some company in that bathtub there Bradley, you have the most gorgeous eyes and apparently the abs to match!

srsly go rent the Covenant! NOW!

The Covenant was like one of the hottest movies I've ever seen, your body was rockin then and now it's even better, never knew that was even possible! Good Lord! You did a good job with this one Lord! Well Done! Taylor Kitsch is sooo hot!

Tyson, you don't have to make me a Supermodel, how about just a date or something, or just let me touch the ab muscleage kthanxbye!

Last time I checked I didn't see any hot guys that look like you Nick Zano walking out to pick up their FedEx delivery, I woulda noticed....TRUST! Above is What I like about you!

Eminem you know you're hot. You rap about it constantly and it is okay because you know what you just look in the mirror and it's not bragging, not when you are stating a fact!

We love us some Patrick Dempsey but you and your hard abs and your gorgeous smile and piercing eyes made us say Patrick who again? Umm...we want to marry you, so we can kiss you any time we want...you really do make it Sweet Home Alabama!

I am not a fan of the purple pants and you rocked the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues and we wanted to lick it off you and we would be happy to take off those horrible pants...seriously if you weren't so hot we would have to sic the Fashion Police on you!

Welcome Everyone to the Smallest Man Meat Celeb Pocket Eddie!

2009-06-12T17:50:00.002-05:00

Everyone, thank Lauren from Lauren's bite for lending me this pic of Pocket Edward lifting weights. He can't take off his shirt or even sit but he can lift tiny little pocket weights! I bet he has tiny little pocket six pack abs under that outfit!

That's right he works out daily!

Thanks again Lauren for showing us that Pocket Edward believes in safety first. So all of you kids out there...do like PE and buckle up every time you get in the car. Unless you just got your nails done then you can skip it cause you might chip them and that would be BAD!

Pocket Edward threatened to bite me if I put up this picture, but since he has lil tiny pocket sized teeth I aint scared! This is not really Pocket Edward it's some bigger imposter with stupid hair! And PE is so embarrassed that this Edward has such a stupid pose!

Even when this guy dresses like him, PE doesn't think they look very much alike, he's rather offended he's a pocket vampire and he wants to know who this imposter is!

Will the Real Pocket Edward please stand up!

Same guy different clothes! WTF? PE is pissed who the hell is this guy? Why do people keep comparing me to him...who does he think he is? A movie star or something?

In true Music City USA style PE picked up a guitar and started playing some country music...next up he's going to try the Banjo and then the Fiddle I think! He's really loving it here in Music City! Nashvegas look out here comes Pocket Edward!

Funniest Rpattz Pictures EVER Part 2

2009-06-10T00:38:00.002-05:00

Watch all the way through it tricks you into thinking it's over but no it's not!!!! ENJOY! Even the most beautiful look funny sometimes!!!!

Funniest RPattz Pictures EVER! Part 1

2009-06-10T00:37:00.000-05:00

James Dean: You are STILL the DEFINITION of cool! RPattz..Pay Attention!

2009-06-09T21:41:00.011-05:00

James walking in New York, one of the most famous pictures ever taken...for real!

This is possibly one of the most famous pictures EVER!!!!

Umm...hi! For those of you who don't know me (Julz) that well...I have an obsession pre-Rpattz that has never waned despite the years...James Dean (Rpattz only wishes he were that cool)

FOREVER YOUNG AND ALWAYS COOL!

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."
He definitely dreamed big, but unfortunately he didn't live forever but his legacy will never die!

For someone who only did about 3 movies in his short but important 24 years of life he made an impact that didn't die in 1955 like he tragically did!

He is the ONLY Rebel Without A Cause
Look Rpattz he was only in Hollywood for 5 years and he had more pictures taken of him than almost any film star EVER! and you thought you were popular!

Don't argue with me on this one trust me! I will fight for his honor! TO THE DEATH, well not really but I will dream it that way!

The only man I know who could emit cool vibes even in a cowboy hat! Yum! Yeehaw!

A picture with his most famous quote...the one he will always be famous for!

He had a GIANT career in just 3 movies!

In case you have forgotten! James Franco played in his biopic...hello hotness!!!!
See below:

Those were some GIANT shoes to fill! And James Franco did it pretty well! But there's nothing like the real thing!

He died young, but he left his mark...in the dictionary look up the word cool and you will see his picture right next to the word....'nough said.

He was terribly shy, but understood that lack of privacy was the cost of fame! Pay attention RPattz...he made you look like the life of the party compared to how timid he was.

I will love you always! You died young and will never grow old!

FOREVER YOUNG AND ALWAYS COOL!

love you,
Julz

Alexander Skarsgard...you're so much cooler than Bill Compton!

2009-06-08T21:29:00.005-05:00

Alexander Skarsgard...
I would very much appreciate it if you decided to bite me!
Eric Northman is freakin' HOT!
Again with the vampires...

I am TEAM ERIC all the way.
Seriously...
Bill Compton sucks.
I'd take a Viking over a Confederate Soldier any day!
The Vikings were way more badass.
Exhibits A thru K are complete proof.

Why hello there!
How can I get a hot vampire to mysteriously appear in MY bathtub?
Especially after a hard day of work...
We know that Bill is totally LAME!

I think Bill needs to go to the same gym Eric does!

So anyway, TEAM ERIC!

Please don't ever take part in another stupid Lady Gaga video AGAIN!
Or if you do, at least make sure she can't kill you at the end of her lamespice video.

Black and white...so lovely...
Can I have you?

Okay, seriously, Eric...what vampire gym do you go to?
And can you seriously give Bill their card?

Please continue to remove the jacket, then the shirt...I will wait...

Do you have a Viking hat hiding somewhere?
Perhaps Eric will wear it for us one day?
No?
Okay.

Ummm...HI!

Mr. Skarsgard...really, what it all boils down to is...
I WANNA DO BAD THINGS TO YOU!
Or with you.
Whichever.
I'll even let you pick.
I'm so considerate like that.
Call me! Bite me!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Monday blues? RPattz eye candy! :)

2009-06-08T20:54:00.003-05:00

I know that I have not posted a new Celeb Man Meat piece in awhile, but I've been busy. Sorry peeps. So now I'm going to share a video that shows 350 pictures of RPattz in less than two minutes! I hope you enjoy!

I promise to post another sexy bit o' man meat soon! I've seriously been crazy busy and my brain has been fried!

I'm OUT!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Orlando Bloom, Only a Smoking Hot Guy Could Stand Next to Johnny Depp and Still Look Hot!

2009-06-06T20:39:00.013-05:00

Orlando we first noticed you when we submerged ourselves in the Lord of the Rings. You were the hottest elf king or prince or whatever we ever saw, we were willing to look past the pointy ears too. I wanna be an elf! Can I be your elvin mate? Please I'll learn elvish!

You were an elf in the Lord of the Rings and you looked oh so hot with your bow and arrow!

Me likey!!! This was your big break and we noticed!

Here is a montage that some of your fans put together of all your most hot and memorable characters. Yet another hot Brit! Can't wait to go to London in like 6 days! I hope I find a guy like you, but I was really planning on ~~stalking~~ finding Johnny Depp, but he's way too taken....you will do! For sure!

This just goes to show you are universally hot...you look good in any hairdo..outfit...whatevs! We love you in anything or better yet, nothing...yeah that would be better see below:

You should go sans shirt so much more often...me likey a lotta bit! Holy crap....hotness supreme!

Here you are looking very much like you are thinking about me. Anyway, ummm...you came to Kentucky a few years ago...umm...did you get lost? Nashville is in Tennessee not Kentucky!

You got closer than Rpattz...he went to NYC and he meant to come to Nash, Tennessee. Maybe it's because they rhyme dunno...but not Kentucky!

Suit Up! You look amazing in a suit! Hotspice!

Lucky dog...wish I could be the one lying in your lap...some ~~dogs~~ girls have all the luck. That is one lucky bitch...hehe

Have to have my token black and white hotspice picture...guys totally look good in black and white!

Then came the pirate hotness in the Pirates of the Carribean series...hotspice...hotness supreme...just sayin' he was hot...srsly

Kthanxbye

Pirate hotness

THE END

Love you man meat!

Julz